Posts Tagged ‘Barbie’


The average Joe sees that gorgeous hot body. His mind races, his heartbeat rapidly increases, palms get sweaty. You try feverously to come up with a good opening to a possible dialog. You look at her again, a real goood look. Your eyes follow every curve of her symmetry, mentally noting what you find so desirable in her. You know what I mean! She’s Malibu Barbie in the flesh! Then, a state of panic anxiety rears its ugly head. Your mind is totally consumed by the thought that she is a Goddess, and what self respecting Goddess would go out with me, a kinda Joe the Plumber…the average Joe!

I’m not worthy…I’m not worthy, courses through your head. Here you are, slowly fermenting in extreme anxiety and feeling self pity, and defeat, and you make a quick exit to somewhere else. So here’s the clincher! There are many average guys. There are also many real pretty women out there who are NOT getting any dates because no average guys have the balls to ask them for fear of rejection. Barbie ends up with Ken, who is handsome and very shallow. Come on, all of you average SOB’s, give a goddess a shot!! You might be pleasantly surprised.


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